Saltydkdan x Vending machine

Saltydkdan x Vending machine

Reads 189
Votes 4
Parts 1

MatureComplete Sun, Aug 12, 2018<5 mins

bannolanpizzaparty detainnolan nsfw saltydkdan

"I'm gonna stick my dick in the vending machine" - SaltyDKdan, on his fortnite stream that's happening as this fic is being amde im sorry

All Rights Reserved

Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.

You may also like

ʟᴏᴠᴇʟʏ || ranboo x fem!oc
"ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ɪ'ᴅ ꜰᴀʟʟ ꜱᴏ ʜᴀʀᴅ.." "ᴍᴇ..." "ꜱᴛꜰᴜ ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴀꜱᴋ ʏᴏᴜ." ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴏᴘʜᴇʟɪᴀ ꜰᴀʟʟꜱ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ꜱᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ ♡ Oʀ ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ʀᴀɴʙᴏᴏ "ʀᴜɴs" ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜɪs ᴅᴇsᴛɪɴʏ ranboolive x fem!oc No smut because they are minors n that is disgusting also, because of ranboo's coming out, take this fic with a grain of salt. I was going to delete it but ive decided to just leave it alone.
Complete
demon bound.
i need my daily dose of nudes. @mdoriya ( rin okumura x reader lemons ) ( a huge mass of cringe )
Complete
𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 :: 𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘯
✧˖*°࿐ ━━━━━ ❝𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒐𝒌𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔. 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒘 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒅𝒂𝒚❞ ‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥˚̩̩̥͙°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊ ♡ °̩̥˚̩̩̥͙°̩̥ ·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙·̩̩̥͙*̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙ °̩̥˚̩̩̥͙°̩̥ ♡ ‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥˚̩̩̥͙°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊ ╔═*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*═╗ 𝒊𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒅𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒔 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒔𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒕𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 ╚═*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*═╝ [𝒇𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓] [dallas winston x fem reader] 𝑫𝑰𝑺𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑰𝑴𝑬𝑹; 𝒎𝒂𝒚 𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒍𝒖𝒅𝒆 𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅, 𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉, 𝒅𝒓𝒖𝒈𝒔, 𝒆𝒕𝒄
Complete
What just happened?! ⋆｡°✩ (A Honkai Star Rail Fanfic)
(xMale Reader) "Literally what are you doing" "It's a weapon" "Y/N That's a broom..." This is the story of what happens when you accidentally stumble into another universe, so follow along as Y/N desperately tries to fit into his new environment TW: swearing, cringe (probably) This is my first story so please be patient with me 😭🙏
The Real Kellic
This fic is based on realism. Duh. *warning.. there is a bit of language and sexual content. reader discretion advised. I will add warnings for sexual chapters.*
Complete
Lil Pump Imagines
We LITTTTT nahhh WE EXTRA LIT IN THIS STORY IF YOU WANT ONE DM ME OR COMMENT it don't matter ESSKEETIT #269 in FanFiction #14-lil pump
Complete
Chapa x yn
-no Chapa X YN story has given what I've craved to read. This is not very smutty but please read trigger warnings!Other info about the story will be in the introduction/background Chapter. Yes this will probably be cringey but idk how to make it not sooo....
Complete
𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐖𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬. [✓]
TommyInnit x Fem OC ━━━━━━━━━━━━━ - when a seemingly awful donation brings them together. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━ "You need to stop apologizing for things you don't need to apologize for, Mil."
Complete
Bakugo x Child reader female y/n
You dont really have much to do any more your just living the life as a middle aged ugly ass 8 yr old. why are you here? whatever enjoy 😉 btw you and bakubabe are nekos and are dating Sorry for late updates I was smashing ur grandma like u shod that star☆☆ Hey if anyone is reading this horrifically beautiful creation that me and my friend who called me slurs in the comments have written I just want to thank you and pray for you cause you need it 🙏 anyways you have to read every chapter or it won't make sense 😔 sorry 😐 it has some plot if that helps and hey you get to watch me and my friend grow up in a way. How unlucky
The Promise (TommyInnit x Reader)
"𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐢 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞?" "𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢 𝐝𝐨, 𝐲/𝐧. 𝐢 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭." 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞, 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬. I now realize this story is less of an xreader and more of an oc named y/n. I apologize, this was my first ever xreader so I didn't really know what I was doing. *intentionally lowercased* *tommyinnit is only uncomfortable with fanfics that contain smut/nsfw. i will not be putting any smut or nsfw into this fanfic* (ps the beginning is probably really cringy in quality, and i'm slowly working on revisions :)) 100k on Dec 1, 2020 <3 200k on Jan 11, 2021 <3 300k on Feb 4, 2021 <3 400k on Feb 23, 2021 <3 500k on Mar 14, 2021 <3 600k on Apr 7, 2021 <3 700k on May 9, 2021 <3 800k on Jun 14, 2021 <3 900k on Jul 22, 2021 <3 1 million. Sep. 1, 2021❤️ started: september 29, 2020 finished: february 18, 2021 :p revisions started: june 8, 2021
Complete

ʟᴏᴠᴇʟʏ || ranboo x fem!oc

"ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ɪ'ᴅ ꜰᴀʟʟ ꜱᴏ ʜᴀʀᴅ.." "ᴍᴇ..." "ꜱᴛꜰᴜ ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴀꜱᴋ ʏᴏᴜ." ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴏᴘʜᴇʟɪᴀ ꜰᴀʟʟꜱ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ꜱᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ ♡ Oʀ ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ʀᴀɴʙᴏᴏ "ʀᴜɴs" ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜɪs ᴅᴇsᴛɪɴʏ ranboolive x fem!oc No smut because they are minors n that is disgusting also, because of ranboo's coming out, take this fic with a grain of salt. I was going to delete it but ive decided to just leave it alone.

Content Guidelines