Stuck in the Crossfire (Ultimate Spider-Man Cartoon - Spideypool)
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  • Reads 2,041
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  • Parts 1
  • Time 53m
Complete, First published Aug 12, 2018
[Complete] Pseudo-Spider-Man shrugged Iron Fist and White Tiger off carelessly. "Well, then I guess my jobs done. Carry on Humphrey, don't let me get in the way of your own unaliving," 

Peter froze. 

He glanced up, wincing when his head twinged, and scowled skeptically at his cosplayer. 

Oh, it better not be...

"Deadpool?" he muttered. 

_____________________

Peter's stuck in his civies during a bank heist and can't sneak away to get into costume. Even worse when he's taken as a hostage while the robbers demand Spider-Man and his team to show themselves. 

With the clock ticking down and a gun to Peter's head, he's team is forced to send in a replacement. 

Peter is not impressed, to say the least. 

[ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN CARTOON] [One-Shot]

Disclaimer: I do not own Ultimate Spider-Man or its characters.

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