Kidnapped by a sentient forest, stubborn and mildly lovelorn (but she didn't tell you that) Eliza Feldman works to combine her talents of seduction with her need to meddle in absolutely everything to enjoy herself as best she can in the land of slackers and attractive men... temporarily. Only temporarily. There's an evil queen in there, after all. [genre: new adult / fantasy / romance] [mature rating is on for subject matter and excessive swearing; nothing explicit. pg-13.] [the full work is as yet unedited. this posting includes two sample chapters as the author polishes the work offline.]All Rights Reserved