Da Best Of Master Battz Jokes 2
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Hi guys. This is the part 2 of my very comedic book. You'll discover more funny Tagalog and English jokes to share with your friends/relatives/family/BF/GF/and more. Warning: This story contains: Themes, Strong language, Sex, that is not suitable for very young audiences. Parental guidance is advice. I will also lessen some bad words and sexual jokes. Because my first book has lots of it. So please enjoy this little humorous joke book of mine. That's all for today I'm master battz and please enjoy reading!
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