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Moi & la Crème Glacée

XxNeverland_WriterxX

Reads 107
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Parts 9
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Reads 107
Votes 10
Parts 9
Time 17m

XxNeverland_WriterxX

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Pour l'été, je travaille dans une crèmerie. Là-bas, j'ai appris un tas de choses, mais surtout que me maladresse me perdra! 
Ici, je vous partage quelques mésaventures dans l'espoir de vous divertir, alors venez passer un bon moment avec moi!All Rights Reserved

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