MY RANDOMNESS KILLS
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  • Reads 33,912
  • Votes 1,813
  • Parts 224
  • Time 52m
Ongoing, First published May 03, 2014
this book is sooooo funny and really random that you WILL JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS ( SEE WHAT I DID THERE )-( A BIT OF THE LONELY ISLAND EH EH *NUDGE NUGDE* *WINK WINK* *PUSH PUSH* *SLAP SLAP* *HITS YOU WITH A BASEBALL BAT*
I might also include some things from OTHER people okay so there is no reason to write dat copyright nonsense kaykay (phew!)

NOW FEEL MY WRATH EART- OOOOOOH A CAT, say hi to Tom and maybe Jerry for me, oh and the pink Panther now fly away young one!!!
FLY AWAY!

~AISHA xx
P.S. yes my name does deserve to be in capital letters so CAN IT!!!- okay you know what, just read da damn book! !!!
I also WILL NOT use any bad words because they aren't good sp if you see stuff that looks like it has an error know that it doesn't...also please tell me if you see any bad word and I SHALL change it okay. amma stop talking now.
HAVE FUN!
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