this is NOT a love story

ant and dec are a married couple. they have a son named stephen. when he starts questioning sexuality he asks for help from his best friend david. but when things go a little too far, will their friendship ever be the same?

"i think you should go.."
"why? you wanted to know, and besides, you technically came onto me with that kiss."
"just go david."

a/n: i've never really seen anyone ship stephen mulhern and david walliams before, so i just thought it would be an interesting concept to write :)