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How I Met Your Mother
Friends
Parks and Recreation
The Big Bang Theory
That 70s Show
The Office
Malcolm in the Middle
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𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮✔️
𝐌𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮Complete
𝐀 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 ( 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 )
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • "𝗬𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁, 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁, 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱." 𝗗𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗮 𝗰𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗬/𝗡 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝗲𝘁, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗹y 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗮𝗱𝗲, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘄 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗦𝗠𝗣 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝘂𝗽𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻. 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗬/𝗡 & 𝗗𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲? 𝗢𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗮𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁?Complete
𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙃𝘼𝙑𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙄𝙏 - 𝑪𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒓
"𝙄 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙬𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚, 𝙐𝙂𝙃!" 𝘼𝙮𝙖 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙙, 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙥. "𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙚𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧!" "𝙍𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙩." 𝘼𝙮𝙖 𝙚𝙭𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙙, 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙚𝙮𝙚. "𝙊𝙣𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙖𝙙𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚 𝙚𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚!" "𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙈𝙀 𝙋𝙄𝙍𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙔𝙀𝙇𝙇 𝘼𝙏 𝙈𝙀!" 𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙙. "𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄'𝙢 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙩!" ~ This was in my drafts for three years, but I'm finally releasing it guys.
She Who Betrayed
ʏᴜᴡᴀɴᴀ ᴛᴇʀᴇɴ ʜᴀᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ ʟɪғᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ. Sʜᴇ ʟᴇғᴛ ʜᴇʀ ʜᴏᴍᴇᴛᴏᴡɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴏᴜs ᴏɴᴇs.sʜᴇ ʀᴀɴ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴅʀᴀsᴛɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ.ʜᴇʀ ʟɪғᴇ ᴡᴀs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ʜᴀᴘᴘɪʟʏ ʙᴜᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʜᴇʀ ᴘᴀsᴛ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴀsᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ sʜᴇ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴄǫᴜᴀɪɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴇsᴛɪɴʏ ʙʀɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʜᴀsᴇ? ☾︎𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗘𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱☽︎Complete
7 Kids On a Couch
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