Incorrect SP Text Messages (ENG)
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Last published Tue, Sep 11, 2018
This is the translation of my last "story", featuring some of the most hilarious text messages of the Skulduggery Pleasant characters :D Enjoy! (I translated it myself so please don't look at mistakes ;D)
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