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You Can't Date a Weird Girl

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Bliss Greenalgh is the weirdest girl you'll ever meet. She's never seen without a Disney themed accessory and can be found swooning over Flynt in Tangled.  Kurtis Bridge is a boy who's popular and obsessed with music and his hair.  Unable to talk to her properly, many of their conversations start off with a teasing 'shut up, Bliss'.He's the polar opposite to Bliss. Everything about him is pretty normal-his name, clothes, grumpiness. He's unwilling to open up to anyone. When the two get sat next to one another, at first he couldn't care less. If he was expecting to simply ignore Bliss until partner work came along, he was sadly mistaken. It wasn't long before she was chatting away to him, and he can't help but talk back (even if it is mainly mocking her.). Fast forward a few months later, and everything is going well. They talk to one another with ease, even if it's mainly playful banter. Bliss is not pretty, but something about her personality makes you forget about the fact that she's got too many freckles, that she's too pale, that she's skinnier than... Something skinny? The only problem is, he's starting to have stronger feelings. But the thing is, she's oblivious, full of child-like innocence. Bliss doesn't understand his subtle hints, and anyway, as all his friends tell him...  You can't date a weird girl... Can you?All Rights Reserved

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