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How Not to Poach a Unicorn

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Reads 87,325
Votes 6,150
Parts 36
Time 6h 30m

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The deepest darkest prison on the planet is not where anyone would choose to start their day, particularly when they have a job to do.  

A princess and her personal guards fighting to stop a war, arrested for trespassing; an expert assassin stalking a merciless wizard, arrested for poaching; and a confused boy, utterly lost and severely concussed, arrested for failing to adequately explain who he was or how he came to be lying in a sizable crater. 

Together this unlikely, and somewhat unwilling, band of allies will perform daring escapes and battle an onslaught of mages, monsters, and malodorous thieves as they race across a continent to save two nations from mutual annihilation.All Rights Reserved

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