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Deadpool's Day Out

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Reads 348
Votes 7
Parts 13
Time 2h 2m

action action-adventure adventure comedy deadpool humor marvel random spiderman wadewilson wattys2019

So one morning Deadpool (me) woke up and found himself in a park, disheveled, blood stained, (seriously, my favorite suit, ruined) and dead bodies and random trash all around. What the hell happened? And how does it all relate to tacos? (Real question is, how does it not?) Get ready to read the tale of one of Deadpool's most random, dramatic, action packed, and all around craziest days ever! Also did I forget to mention Spider-Man? (Yeah, web head makes a guest appearance, but this story is STILL all about me!) Obviously the characters featured belong to Marvel (blah blah blah legal jargon, read the story already!).

Warning: This story contains violence, some bad language, and some sexual innuendo.All Rights Reserved

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Maneater (Deadpool x fem!reader) by _Wh0re4H0rr0r_

--- "Sorry, but this kill is mine." "Not gonna happen, Beatrix Kiddo." --- "Wraith?" "I know. I'm getting second hand embarrassment just from hearing it." --- ⚠️Warning⚠️ : contains smut, gore, cussing, and other mature content (This is heavily based off of the movie. Some of the scenes aren't going to be exact, especially since this is a reader insert. Forgive me if some of the writing is stiff; I have not written anything in a while, and I am still relatively new to writing in general.) Have fun reading!😉 Mandatory: I don't own any of the characters, or the plot line. This is just the Deadpool movie with a reader insert.

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❝ Hello everyone, Deadpool here. Wanna hear a story ? This one's about- ❞ ❝ Wade, would you shut up please ? ❞ ❝ Well, here is one of our main characters, Mary, say hi to our lovely readers. ❞ ❝ What the fuck are you talking about ? ❞ ❝ Well I was about to tell them the story of how you and Wolvie fell in love, among other things . ❞ ❝ Sounds cheesy in your mouth. ❞ ❝ It kind of is, do you want to tell them yourself ? ❞ ❝ Sure, my story telling's better. ❞ ❝ No it's not, anyway. Don't worry guys, she's a mix of Wolvie and I, you guys should have some fun with her and I, should see you later in the story. ❞ ┈ ⋆ ┈ ⋆ ┈ ⋆ ┈ ✩ A story in which Mary Johnson meets Deadpool and his new best friend Wolverine on her way back home. No matter how hard she'll resist, Mary will fall for Logan. Wanna follow this trio through their adventures ? Then read this story ! ✩ Marvel owns everything but my OC, Mary Johnson and my plot. 〖 This AU takes place after the events of Deadpool & Wolverine 〗〖 Wolverine x fem OC 〗 ┈ ⋆ ┈ ⋆ ┈ ⋆ ┈

The Newest Hot Fanfic (Poolverine) by FrenchToastedBvtch

Welcome to the most epic rollercoaster of witty banter, explosive action, and questionable life choices-The Newest Hot Fanfic by yours truly, the Merc with a Mouth! Buckle up, dear reader, because you're about to dive headfirst into a universe where sarcasm is a superpower, and Wolverine is your reluctant sidekick (or more accurately, your grumpy, claws-out partner-in-crime). In this 100-chapter odyssey, we take you on a wild ride through the eyes of Deadpool-yes, that's me! Watch as I turn every mission into a comedy of errors, filled with quips, roasts, and enough breaking of the fourth wall to make even the most seasoned comic book nerds blush. Think of it as a high-octane mix of action, romance (with a side of brooding), and epic fails. Join me and my favorite, perpetually annoyed mutant, Wolverine, as we navigate a series of high-stakes missions with the Avengers. Expect explosive battles, unintentional romantic tension, and more wisecracks than you can shake a katana at. From awkwardly close encounters to mission mishaps that could only be described as "classic Deadpool," this fanfic has it all. So grab your chimichangas and prepare for a ride that's as unpredictable as it is hilarious. Because when Deadpool and Wolverine team up, you know things are going to get crazy. And don't worry-if you don't like the ride, there's always an extra special surprise waiting at the end. Spoiler alert: It involves a lot of breaking the fourth wall, and maybe a few heart-to-heart moments that even I don't quite understand. Get ready for a fanfic that's so hot, even Wolverine's claws can't cool it down. Dive in, laugh out loud, and don't forget to keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. Enjoy the chaos!

No Crazy Matches Our Crazy by CoriMarieTMNT

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Love Bug (Spiderman x Deadpool) by cardamon_co

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Collateral Damage (DeadpoolxOC) by KatanaQuips

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How I Met Him (A Spideypool Fanfiction) by Midnight_Moon_

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