Documents of Bias ||Silmarillion Parody||
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What happens when the secret documents of bias find their way into Arda?
Well, to make a long story short, One giant whacky Mess.
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DISCLAIMER:
I do NOT own Tolkien's Works or anything else from his Legendarium.
Neither do I own 'sekrit documints' or what is known as 'Russian Bias' for those are War game Memes.
WARNING:
This is my first 'real' Fanfiction. It might be a bit . . . not that good.
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