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Documents of Bias ||Silmarillion Parody||

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What happens when the secret documents of bias find their way into Arda?

Well, to make a long story short, One giant whacky Mess.

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DISCLAIMER: 
I do NOT own Tolkien's Works or anything else from his Legendarium.
Neither do I own 'sekrit documints' or what is known as 'Russian Bias' for those are War game Memes.

WARNING:
This is my first 'real' Fanfiction. It might be a bit . . . not that good.
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Hope y'all enjoy!All Rights Reserved

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A Lasting Legacy [ Thranduil X OC ] by InTheMaddeningCrowd

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$To Live Again {Lord of the Rings/ThranduilXOC Fanfiction} by CJ_Callahan$

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The Chronicles of Arnora: The Curse of the Blood Moon by Arnora-Books

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