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Michael never liked chemistry anyway.
 
Maybe that's the reason why he agreed to skip class with his best friend Jeremy Heere and his girlfriend, Christine Canigula-to avoid the lecture.
 
Said lecture usually went on for hours, going on and on about ionic bonds, isotopes, endothermic and exothermic reactions, and the worst of them all-buoyancy.
  
At any point in time, if you asked him about the horrors of chemistry, he would gladly tell you how terrible it was. And that he would take any chance to miss out on it.
 
But if he had known what was going to happen, he would have never skipped in the first place.All Rights Reserved

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