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Bad puns are how eye roll

SociallyAkwardAuthor

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Reads 81
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Parts 2
Time <5 mins

SociallyAkwardAuthor

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Are you bored?
Do you KNEAD some puns to use in a pun-war?
I DOUGH'nt know your purposes, but why not give this collection of bad puns and jokes a try?
(Nearly none of these are mine, I've just collected them over time from various websites).All Rights Reserved

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"Diary" of an Autistic by Not_Tireless_158

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