Bad puns are how eye roll
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Last published Fri, Oct 19, 2018
Are you bored?
Do you KNEAD some puns to use in a pun-war?
I DOUGH'nt know your purposes, but why not give this collection of bad puns and jokes a try?
(Nearly none of these are mine, I've just collected them over time from various websites).
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