Let fart be free, huh? Most people coats that sentence, not knowing what it means. And to tell you the truth, I literally hates those words. Why, because if I didn't listen to it, I would have never farted in the most popular boys face in school. Umm did I mention that it was an accident?? Well it was!! And guess what's the worst part. He's blackmailing me for it I mean, I wasn't the one who forcefully pushed his face up my ass when I was releasing gas. His friend did. This is humiliating, you might just skip over this, but I won't care, I'm already been humiliated enough. Yeah, this piece of shit is my life, and the odd part is: I LOVE IT!! ********************** This story was introduced by my younger sister, so heads up to her!! Cover made by: me