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I accidentally fart in the bad boys face(edited)

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Let fart be free, huh?

Most people coats that sentence, not knowing what it means.

And to tell you the truth, I literally hates those words.

Why, because if I didn't listen to it, I would have never farted in the most popular boys face in school.

Umm did I mention that it was an accident??

Well it was!!

And guess what's the worst part.

He's blackmailing me for it

I mean, I wasn't the one who forcefully pushed his face up my ass when I was releasing gas.

His friend did.

This is humiliating, you might just skip over this, but I won't care, I'm already been humiliated enough.

Yeah, this piece of shit is my life, and the odd part is:

I LOVE IT!!

**********************

This story was introduced by my younger sister, so heads up to her!!

Cover made by: meAll Rights Reserved

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