FUNNY SNAIL SONG PARODIES
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Need a laugh? Tired of songs being so normal? Look no further! For here is a book of songs turned into something about snails and slugs, cause why not!!! Also huge thanks to my friends M and J they helped me create this book so if this book actually does good they deserve some love as well :D also will take requests, it just depends on the song
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