FUNNY SNAIL SONG PARODIES
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Ongoing, First published Aug 17, 2018
Need a laugh? Tired of songs being so normal? Look no further! For here is a book of songs turned into something about snails and slugs, cause why not!!! Also huge thanks to my friends M and J they helped me create this book so if this book actually does good they deserve some love as well :D also will take requests, it just depends on the song
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some random things that i've written in my notes app at like 3 am lol. no nsfw or smut!! i'm v weirded out by that stuff x readers lowercase intended! if anyone written in this is uncomfortable, i will delete it! this is just for fun and a bit of writing practice <3