Latura in "Sick Things"
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In a reality very near to our own, a parody of Earth which is so close, it can't even be described as a 'parallel' world, resides Latura. Her world is full of Mad Scientists, Demons and decidedly ooky Hell-beasties. Oh, and Pumpkinhead, but not the one from the film. Where a Goldfish might turn out to be something other than "Just a Goldfish," and the saying "Skeletons in the closet" probably ISN'T a metaphor.
Latura is bloodsucking, homicidal and psychotic. She is sarcastic and deadpan, she swears, she kills, she wears bunny-print knickers and enjoys long walks through the graveyard. With a shovel...
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