Since Stan and Kyle had been officially together, which has been for about 5 to 6 years after high school, Stan's alcohol problem hasn't lessened a bit. Kyle's extremely tired of dragging his boyfriend out of bars night after night, dealing with him at home with or without being drunk, and the constant need to be around him. He was scared to leave Stan, it was the fear of, 'what would happen to him if I wasn't here'? But, one day when Stan was passed out from the previous night, Kyle took a walk around town. That's how he met Kenny.
Kenny was sweet, loving, didn't drink. He'd fallen in love again. But. What about Stan? Well, Kyle decided that the fear wasn't going to stop him from loving who he wanted. Marsh was upset, but knew that there was nothing he could do. He begged and pleaded for him to stay. Kyle left behind a shattered and broken Stan, who took certain matters into his own hands.
Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways.
Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!"
"Fuck you"
!Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same!
!Fem Reader!
I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?)
Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!