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Pewds Does Everything
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Ongoing, First published May 05, 2014
Mature
Pewdie: How's it going, bros? My name is PEWDIEPIE

Me: My name is Ces.

Pewdie: And welcome to...

*Pewdie and Ces stare at each other then return their eyes to camera*

Pewdie and Ces: *does a crazy pose* FRIDAYS WITH PEWDIEPIE!! *returns to their seat*

*Pewdie leaves the room to get a drink*

Me: *sees if Pewdie is not yet here and returns to her seat* As you all know, I'm the author of this book. I made this book because I'm too bored to do anything. I only want to be with my laptop, iPhone and iPad. I put some vulgar language that you don't understand since Pewdie, me (Yes, I also speak that language in the real life, ask this girl: @Lhian_Uchiha), Cry and the other characters that I will include here if you'll like.

Pewdie: *yells from the kitchen* Do you want a soda?

Me: I prefer Coke.

Pewdie: Okay.

Me: *continues the explaining* I accept your suggestions and I hope that you will share this on Facebook, Twitter, and other websites you always use. I don't want this book to be promoted 'cause I don't want to be popular but I don't want to explain it. Note, the suggestions you suggest will be like an one-shot like the ones you always read.

Pewdie: *returns to the room, holding 1 can of soda and 1 can of Coke* You done?

Me: *nods* Yep. I'm freaking done.

Pewdie: Good. Now catch, *throws the Coke*

Me: *successfully catches it* Thanks.

Pewdie: No probs.

Me: *opens the can and drinks* I'll go check my phone. *goes to her bag*

Pewdie: I'm going to end here bros. *suddenly feels the strange feeling*

Me: *glares Pewdie* What did you say Pewds? *fakes smile*

Pewdie: I'm just kidding bros. Just click that 'Start Reading' and you'll see me and Ces there. Stay awesome bros...

Me: ...We know you will.

Pewdie: *leaves the room*

Me: Before I leave, don't forget to add this on your lists, to vote on your favorite part, and to follow me for further updates. See ya!! *leaves the room*
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18+ MDNI 22.k words synopsis: you get a notification about plane tickets you purchased about a trip you were excited for, only reason you're not excited at the remainder, is because you had planned the trip with your now ex. At the time you never thought you'd be spending December broken up. So, it felt like a great idea. not so much now. ex!jk x ex!femreader (fem anatomy.) exes to lovers use of 'yn' warnings: angst, fluff, smut: long-distance relationship, exes, second chance, miscommunication, b*tches is awkward, tension, one bed, forced proximity, Jungkook isn't crazy rich but he's got good money, i think he's an accountant, jk has that short ceo hair cut. reader has communication problem, jungkook's freaking green sweater needs it's own fanfic!, think are!you!sure jungkook. protective!jk, there's a creep who approaches reader as jungkook is off skiing, and whilst she's in the sauna(nothing bad happens.), sweet!wants!to!try!jk, jk has issues of not communicating too. they just can't seem to talk. avoiding stuff. teasing. touchy!jk, secret glances. jealousy, reader is very jealous,they're lying to themsleves, jungkook loves to take pictures especially of reader. hot tub jungkook who's looking up at you like you're a goddes. very needy kissing, boob sucking, dirty talking, oral(f!receiving.), handjob, cowgirl, protected!penetration, aftercare. hand kissing. [i don't know what else i need to add, let me know] as per usual, it was edited but if there are any errors, forgive me. A/N: i'm still learning how to write smut. so if you think the smut is cringe please don't tell me :) i don't wanna know. unless you want to help me improve it, and you do it kindly, i'd appreciate. likes, reblog, and all positive asks and comments are always appreciated. i hope you're happy with this one.