Blame the Babbling B...eautiful Wife that you Love Dearly
Eye-of-Sonder
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Eye-of-Sonder
Ongoing, First published Aug 21, 2018
Mature
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No one ever said the married life would be easy. It's not made any better when your wife is trying to murder you. God knows how many other organisations are after you too for reasons you don't quite remember...
It's not easy when you're forced to write in second person either. I'm looking at you EYE-OF-ENDER
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