Deadpool
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Last published Tue, Aug 21, 2018
Hey it's me, Deadpool, I'm back for another amazing story that'll blow your freaking brains out, well what're you waiting for start reading. I'm gonna be taking on so many different baddies and meeting so many babes, but I'll be keeping those secret. I will tell u that I'll be meeting a certain purple skinned Hulk wannabe and a time travelling winter soldier lookalike I mean marvel right, these guys got major issues making new heroes, what's so hard, just strap some superpowers on some dude with muscles and you've got yourself a superhero, I mean it's so easy I could do it, Anyways I'm ranting now so you know this is gonna be awesome. I think I'll also finally accept collosus's offer to become an X-man, I'm sorry X-person, sexist shitheads. Maybe I'll get to kill people with dat human shredder wolverine... what the hell collosus, you're telling me I can't kill as an x-person, no way, I'm declining the offer, I'll make my own team. Wait you're still reading this? I said go read the book dick for brains, anyways I'm gonna get chimichangas...
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