No lolligagging'
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- Votes 23
- Parts 5
Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Wed, Sep 12, 2018
[X] Activate Shine of Shitus
Blessing Of Shitus Added
Ring Of Infinite Diarrhea Added
Amulet Of Infinite Gonorrhea Added
Axe of Stimulation Added
Recipe For Moist Towelettes Added
(You are shitting too much to be able to run)
Hail Shitus!!!!
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