Love you, ty

I'm Dylan (aka Tyler's big brother). I am away at collage, MIT in fact, and he has been constantly bugging me about meeting his mates. He says you all are good 'ol Americans. Which I find ridiculously funny. Ty said, and I quote, "make a book! Pleassssse! Its one of the best ways to meet and talk to them. Just don't dont say anything embarrassing about me. I swear to fuc-" he continued but I feel it's not necessary. Without further adeiu, EMBARRASSING SHIT TYLER HAS DONE.