I'm Not Cinderella

I'm not Cinderella. Confused, right? I bet you it's the not part that confuses you. It's all true though. I am really not Cinderella. Sure, there was a girl who was at the masquerade ball that all of the guys fell for and she ran off when it was midnight - and don't forget she also lost her shoe - but that wasn't me. You know the story don't you? Prince Charming -who isn't even close to charming, in my opinion- goes searching for this 'Cinderella' across the stupid kingdom. But in this 'fairytale' it's different. The prince won't end up finding the real Cinderella. He'll be finding me. Just because Cinderella and I are the same shoe size and I happen to own the exact same pair of glass slippers...