Cats
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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Tue, May 6, 2014
a cat is actually human and all this stuff hapens to it. And you don't even know because its written in an old language called the cat lover language. believe it or not.
sources for the story: old ladies who never got married named debby and Linda and Becky and names like that. And they have a billion cats who are fat and crawl all over them and they smell like cats and soap
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