Fuck, Marry, Kill ( Ryan Ross X gender neutral reader)
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MatureComplete Fri, Aug 31, 2018<5 mins
We sat in a circle, the five of us perched on anything, from the arm of the sofa to the coffee table.
"Okay, YN, your turn"
I sighed and turned to my friend.
"Okay, who are you gonna choose this time"
She thought for a moment before a smirk appeared on her face.
"This ones gonna be hard, Ryan Ross, Brendon Urie, Dallon Weekes"
"Umm, fuck Brendon cus damn he hot, Marry Ryan cus he's the sweetest little bean and," I sighed slightly. "Sorry Dallon but kill"
My friend clasped a hand to her chest as the rest of us laughed.
"No not Dallon"
I rolled my eyes at her and we continued to play the game.
Based in an au where the wives etc don't exist.
Tried to keep the reader neutral so guys and gals can all read this.
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