Harry Potter Jokes
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Huling na-publish Wed, Aug 29, 2018
This book contain hilarious Percy Jackson inside jokes that will cause your stomach to roll with laughter. The jokes are based on HP content and only true fans will scream their headws of in relatability.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the images in this book. All rights go to their respective owners. I do not take credit for any of this images. I am just a guy who found a bunch of pictures on the internet and wanted to share them on wattpad ! hope you enjoy ! fill free to laugh and spill your guts out.
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Look, I didn't want to play Truth or Dare. It gets you humiliated in embarrassing, awkward ways. Like kissing a god or having a female-Ariel look. And some really cringe-worthy stuff. So, if you are REALLY interested in my tale, open this book and read it, I DARE YOU. This is the old and immature book, the mature and professional with my improved writing skills is called the same thing, but has 'REWRITTEN' on it. This is BOOK 1 in the trilogy, of which I still need a name for. PJO TRILOGY: BK1: Demigodly Torture BK2: Percy Jackson: Insanity, Stuff and More Insanity BK3: ??? There is a request column at the end if this book where you can request truths or dares for a person. More info at that chapter! CHECK THE CHAPTER NUMBERS BEFORE READING AS IT IS JUMBLED UP. I would like to thank: @ WrittenInMyDarkHeart for her review! AND @Crazy_fangirl_101 for the totally AmaZHANG cover! [COMPLETED] [EDITED COMPLETED] WARNING: VERY IMMATURE CONTENT. READ ONLY IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH AND APPRECIATE HUMOR. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS. ALL RIGHTS TO RICK RIORDAN. First published: 3 May, 2014 Last updated: 11 January, 2016 This story was written two freaking years ago, so it could be slightly childish... Wow, this is one long description. Also, the inspiration for this story goes to @PurpleCat02. :P, if you are reading this, Kat ;)Kumpleto
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Sirius did something that he would never ever ever do, but he did it anyway. He broke Remus and his own heart, and as his world is slowly crumbling around him, he has to pick it all back up again single handed. After pulling "the prank" against Snape in his fifth year, he doesn't realize how much his actions would hurt Remus and he can't stop them until it's much too late to do anything about it. Started: Dec 27 2024 Ending: hopefully Dec 2025 Approx: 25 chapters Updates are twice a month!!( I'll try to write more often, just school work is TERRIBLE) This IS technically the canon story line and it is placed from 1974-1975 when Harry's father was still at school but it is from Sirius Black's perspective. This is my story, but the characters and the main plot line belong to J.K.Rowling. Just to make things clear, as much as I love Harry Potter, I absolutely do not support J.K.Rowling and her disgusting views so this fic does not reflect on her views at all. Love Josie xxx
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