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Harry Potter Jokes

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Reads 253
Votes 36
Parts 20
Time <5 mins

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This book contain hilarious Percy Jackson inside jokes that will cause your stomach to roll with laughter. The jokes are based on HP content and only true fans will scream their headws of in relatability. 

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the images in this book. All rights go to their respective owners. I do not take credit for any of this images. I am just a guy who found a bunch of pictures on the internet and wanted to share them on wattpad  ! hope you enjoy ! fill free to laugh and spill your guts out.All Rights Reserved

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