(Ash's) Rules Of Horror
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If you've ever seen a horror movie, you know people are stupid. Like hopelessly stupid. Here's the rules I've come up with so you won't be stupid.
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Mature for language.
Warning! Lots of sarcasm!! And maybe sass.
Explicit language.
See you in the book.
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