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Book 2 of The Adeline Series after a while of silence. It was just us beneath the billions of stars, then Tom pointed his hand to a bright shining star " that star is called Adeline," he said, marking my name. I laughed loudly and shook my head, he turned to me and raised his eyebrow " What? " He asks "You're being silly Tom... How do you know that star is named Adeline? I never heard a star named after me- " " Because I paid the scientists to make that star named after you, officially " He explained I stopped and stared at him as if he was joking tears began to pool in my eyes " no" I said. He smiles "I'm not joking, princess. I can show you the certificate... It's real " Tom says then I immediately wrapped my arms around him, pulling him into an embrace ************ Sequel to Adeline Anton Nikolai is a psychopath man, he searched for his daughter Valentina for years after she escaped. After finding out that she's living in Los Angeles, Anton sends his older son to kidnap her. Now that Valentina is facing her nightmares once again, she has no idea where to get help, she has to find a way to escape from her evil father. They continued to abuse and torture her nonstop, starving her to death until she passed out. Valentina's life was in hell Meanwhile, Tom was losing his mind. He and the others didn't stop to find a way that would lead them to where Valentina was kept. After weeks of having no rest, one person told them where Anton was keeping Valentina. He didn't hesitate to immediately go and save her. But will Tom's plan work out like he thought? Or Anton will ruin everything before he can even see Valentina again? Note: I DO NOT OWN THE PICTURES you'll see in my story!!!! They belong to Pinterest creators!!! I don't own them, and I only own Adeline and her story!!!. This story contains LOTS of mature themes (18+), mention of abuse, trauma, etc. Some parts might be sensitive for other readers! Thank you

🚧 UNDER CONSTRUCTION 🚧 〤In editing process, first book, revamping in progress〤 ❝ 𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝑀𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒟𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝐼𝓃 𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝐿𝑜𝑜𝓀 𝐿𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝒮𝒶𝒻𝑒𝓉𝓎 , ❞ ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ. I decided to explore a little and found a room that had a beautiful black bed. It was very masculine, but the smell gave me butterflies. I approached the curtains on the large and long windows and gently touched them. "May I help you?" a tall figure asked with his hands In his pockets. I quickly turned around and was shocked at the sight I was seeing. It was the man with beautiful brown eyes. "No, I'm sorry, I just liked the way your room looked," I told him with a slight smile. ₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. Yelena Alverez, nineteen-year-old, born in Italy raised in New York by her adoptive mother, Yelena, crosses paths with Adrian Costello, a twenty-five-year-old Mafia underboss. Adrian is a carefree sinner. He can shoot you in the head twenty-seven times with no guilt. Yelena loses her adoptive mother and is forced to move in with her biological parents. To Yelena, they were terrible people that had no emotion. Once Yelena got closer to her family, she realized they weren't bad people. Well, she was wrong. Her entire family is also in the Italian Mafia and her father is the boss. Adrian has never shown emotion towards a woman in his entire life, but once he meets Yelena, he falls in love. ₊‧ ✩ ੈ * ⚬ ʚ♡ɞ ⚬ * ੈ✩‧₊ * NEEDS MAJOR EDITING * xoxo, Scythe 🍜 ‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ - - ୨˚̣̣̣͙୧‿︵‿︵ #1 - troublemaking #1 - Pinocchio #1 - Disparity #2 - forbiddenlove #2 - age gap #1 - Mine 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱 : 𝘀𝗲𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝘁𝗵 , 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱 : 𝗝𝘂𝗹𝘆 𝟭𝟱𝘁h

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|HAS BEEN REWRITTEN| She was kind. He was heartless. She saw the good in everyone despite her past. He saw nothing but hatred for others because of his past. He was the Alpha. She was a Betas daughter. He wanted to save her But he drowned from his own secrets. He brought out the worst in her. She brought out the good in him. She realised the rage filled murderous Alpha had a heart beneath it all but was it too late? Two souls from two completely different worlds clash together and realise that they're not so different from each other after all. Alana Reid, a Betas daughter, only wants to be protected from her horrendous past by her mate but can he move on from what happened to her? Alpha Grayson, a man who's had a childhood no one would ever wish for, believes that his mate is best off without him but he can't live without her. Is she willing to accept his past and move on? ********* I thought about all the obstacles I had to overcome to get to where I am today as I walked towards my sons crib. Everything I went through was worth it. "Don't worry, mommy's coming," I said in a baby voice hoping to comfort him even though he wasn't crying. My heart dropped in my chest when I saw it was empty. No baby in sight. "Gray!," I screamed loudly like I was getting stabbed over and over again. He ran into the nursery, scanning the area for any danger. "He's gone! Our baby's gone!" His eyebrows furrowed as his eyes softened realising what happened. Just as quick as it came, it vanished and he was back with the icy look in his eye. The one he had when we first met. For a moment, I was afraid of him going back to his old self before dismissing that thought and focusing on my missing newborn son. Don't worry, I'm coming for you, my little bubba... Will the angel given to him melt the Alphas ice solid façade or not? Is she helping him escape his darkness or is she dragging him into hers? Read to find out... Cover by @belladz07

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