Really Fucked Up Jokes
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WARNING!!
THIS BOOK AIN'T FOR THE FAINT OF HEARTED OR IF YOU ARE INNOCENT!!! (OR HAVE ANY INNOCENCE LEFT!!!)
THESE JOKES ARE SO DARK, SO HORRIBLE, SO EVIL AND SO DIRTY THAT I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO HELL!!! BUT I WAS GOONA GO THERE ANYWAYS!!!
BUT IF YOU ARE A SADISTIC ASSHOLE LIKE ME, THEN YOU MIGHT WANNA CHECK THIS OUT!!!
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