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The Fangirl Devotions

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Reads 377
Votes 44
Parts 15
Time 44m

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Musings of a serious Christian with a sense of humor. Come one, come all to read Random Old Testament Laws (ROTL), rants about misused Bible passages, shocking verses you never knew were there, and everything you don't expect to read in a devotional.

Cover by @cheyenne_5790 from Golden Arrow Committee.

Rated #1 in Humours and #10 in Devotions.All Rights Reserved

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