Hiccups and farting Unicorns
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"You are nothing but a pawn in my true plans." He said, laughing maniacally.
"Well then, you're gonna be hella surprised when you find out this 'pawn' just kidnapped your king and is holding him for ransom."
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6 weeks.
She'd been unconscious for six weeks. Due to an almost fatal head injury, she had been in a comma for six weeks. Apparently, she had fallen of her staircase and landed headfirst on the ground. That and she wasn't as sane as she was before. That was all Maera Hiccout could get before her mum died.
Adding insult to injuries, her dad was taking to jail after 'killing' her mum. Now, she must find a way to discover the true villain, setting her dad free. Luckily, she is given one clue: lemons.
And she's allergic.
Plus an insane asylum that's out for her. After all, crazy people don't roam the streets freely. Now, she must find a way to survive the asylum while looking for clues and lemon cologne. All while chasing farting unicorns.
Did I mention she has a crazy (the only sane person there) friend who might help her?
That, and a friend who's even more insane than her?
Well, she does.
Meet Max.
Oh, and the crazy one, Zézè.
#Sarcasm
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