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How To Be Cliché

ChildishChocoholic

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Parts 5
Time 1h 40m

ChildishChocoholic

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A purposely outrageously cliche book meant to make some laughs, and create some empathy. If you like wild rides and completely unexpected plot twists, this book of crazy is for you.

Penny Jenkins is just your average girl trying to thrive in highschool to get into the university of her choosing. But everything gets derailed and thrown off course when she crashes into Troy Rivers, the popular heart throb of school. Will Penny learn to accept her feelings for Troy, or will their romance shatter the foundations of her very world?

Troy Rivers is just your average teenage heart throb, trying to live up to his parents and peers expectations. Extremely rich and handsome, he can't help but yearn for a simple, ordinary life. When he goes to the school's notorius dark and mysterious bad boy Cade Dillan for tips on how to be feared and respected, Troy is given a taste of the freedom he so desperately wants. Will Troy find himself outside the chains of expectations put on him?

Cade Dillan is the misunderstood bad boy of Public Drama High School. Trapped in his paranoia and anxiety, he desperately tries to prevent his world from crashing down around him. When he begrudgingly becomes friends with Troy, he finally learns how to breath, and stop taking things out of proportion. This dangerous and volatile bad boy has a lot to learn about himself, and the world around him. But who is willing to get close to someone so feared?

Collette Sinclair just moved to Cliché City from her prestigious school in Paris. Misunderstood by her parents, she quickly becomes enamoured with the school's bad boy, and suddenly not a lot of things make sense anymore. Will Collette ever accept this small town as her home find her happily ever after?

Cleo Borealis rules Public Drama with a perfectly manicured iron fist. With 2 new threats to her dominance at school, will she remain the school's Queen Bee, or become the blonde joke of town?All Rights Reserved

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Love Is Love (Discontinued) by Mephiles_Tennessee

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