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Diary of a Falafel Lord

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Reads 10,309
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Parts 23
Time 1h 57m

RhymesWithSwagness_

Alex said that he/she/they/zie was/were a meme lord so I guess I'm a falafel lord? Anyways. Now that my books are over, I have some sweet sweet time to kick back, relax, and enjoy paradise. Well, paradise on the side with Alex battling the administration over bathroom rights, a kind of scary new demigod who's taken a liking to Hearth, and the possibility of a dog on the horizon...
What break of the fourth wall? I see no break of the fourth wall. All I see are falafel...gorgeous....perfect...falafel....now if you'll excuse me...falafel..All Rights Reserved

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