What Do You Mean Flying on Swords is Illegal?

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Parts 7
Time 31m

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The adventures of an Immortal trying to live in the 21st century.
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"They call him the Emperor! He was said to slaughter over one hundred trillion demonic cultivators with one stroke of his blade." 

"He's the chosen Son of the Heavens, it's said the Heavenly Tribulations never harmed him."

"No one would ever dare cross him. His soul power is said to tear those who look into his eyes directly in half and avoid reincarnation."

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The Immortal: What are they talking about? The Earth only has several billion in population? Where did these trillions come from? 

The Immortal: Heavenly Tribulation? You mean the free massage? People die from that?

The Immortal: How dare they compare me to the new disciples who can barely restrain their soul power! Humph! I wouldn't kill you if you looked into my eyes. I would just make you into a human vegetable!

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Come read the story about our dear Immortal and his grievances in the 21st century.
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This is an Original Story that is also available on Webnovel. Not a translation. I can't read Chinese for the life of me. I'm a disgrace to my family. *cries*All Rights Reserved

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