I'm a boy - What did you Expect?

'I couldn’t believe my eyes. She was stunning! Walking towards me in that graceful manner, head held high and mouth pulled into a dashing smile. I couldn’t help myself; I was gawking like a goldfish!

“Hello, what is your name?” she asked me. Her voice, so light and bouncy. She was perfect! And the smell! She smelt of vanilla and honey, with a hint of wild flowers. I closed my eyes, and relaxed….

Big mistake. I farted, NOT a very good first impression.'

Daniel Trank had a normal life, consisting of football on the weekend, and schoolwork during the week. When the new girl comes in, Channelle, he can't help feeling she is different, and starts to fall - hard. After many embarrassing moments, he finally catches her attention, and soon they are the new 'adorable couple'. Nothing could go wrong - Right?

About half-way through their relationship, and things are spiraling downhill. So things aren't going according to plan. Channelle has gotten drunk at parties frequently, and has had to be taken home; Daniel has found drugs in her handbag, and she is constantly on a high; and he starts hearing rumours about her 'second' boyfriend from Germany. When she finally assaults him, he runs away, scared and fearful. Now he doesn't know what to trust - his head or his heart...