MBTI
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This mbti book is the ultimate guide for understanding people on a whole new level. Contains mbti humour, facts, theories, advice, stereotypes, thoughts and advice :)
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MBTI High School Welcome to the completely wacky world of MBTI, where each personality type is an actual person... and no day ever goes normally. INTJ is plotting world domination with their Excel spreadsheets, while their sister ESFP turns the classroom into a giant dance floor, dragging even the janitor along. ENTP pesters INTP with absurd debates about pickles, while ISTP half-sleeps on their desk, convinced it's a survival strategy. INFJ silently observes everything, already scheming ways to save their foolish friends. Between impromptu dance competitions, improbable philosophical debates, and general chaos, each MBTI struggles to do what they do best... or worst. And in the middle of it all, ENFP drags you into a whirlwind of laughter, disasters, and impossible situations. A hilarious book proving that with MBTI, planning, chaos, and absurdity can coexist... sometimes in the same room. Right, ENTJ? - "Shut up," they say, annoyed. ⚠️ Warning: In this story, I freely stereotype MBTI types, but it's just for fun. In reality, they might be a bit more normal. Maybe! Enjoy reading!
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[This story runs parallel to Melodies on a Canvas. You don't have to read that book fully, it can be read as a standalone, but please take a look at the Authors note first.] ANNA LORRAINE - a focused and serious assistant manager at work. Poised. Composed. Locked in. She solves problems with a cool calm and quiet elegance. Outside of work? That's a whole different story. She's dramatic, chaotic, and will go to wild lengths for the people she loves. ALEX ANDERSON - a famous event planner who manages events without a single flaw, like he's just styling his hair. Cool, serious, a little arrogant. He doesn't tolerate mistakes-not at work. But off-duty? He does a full 180. He's sarcastic, chaotic, tells bad jokes, and lives to pass up funny comments. So what happens when the two of them are forced to work together? Both headstrong. Both allergic to errors. One refuses to take criticism. The other is smug and thrives on pushing buttons. One thing's for sure: There will be arguments. There will be banter. And there will absolutely be "I can't stand this person" energy. But when their past starts to catch up with them, will either of them be willing to get vulnerable? Follow the journey of Anna and Alex as they go from "I can't stand you" to "you're bearable enough to have a forever." ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ STARTED:- 3 AUGUST 2025 END:- ?
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MBTI High School Welcome to the completely wacky world of MBTI, where each personality type is an actual person... and no day ever goes normally. INTJ is plotting world domination with their Excel spreadsheets, while their sister ESFP turns the classroom into a giant dance floor, dragging even the janitor along. ENTP pesters INTP with absurd debates about pickles, while ISTP half-sleeps on their desk, convinced it's a survival strategy. INFJ silently observes everything, already scheming ways to save their foolish friends. Between impromptu dance competitions, improbable philosophical debates, and general chaos, each MBTI struggles to do what they do best... or worst. And in the middle of it all, ENFP drags you into a whirlwind of laughter, disasters, and impossible situations. A hilarious book proving that with MBTI, planning, chaos, and absurdity can coexist... sometimes in the same room. Right, ENTJ? - "Shut up," they say, annoyed. ⚠️ Warning: In this story, I freely stereotype MBTI types, but it's just for fun. In reality, they might be a bit more normal. Maybe! Enjoy reading!
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