Hablando Venezolano
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Last published Sat, Aug 31, 2019
Ser venezolano significa muchas cosas.Por ejemplo: tener mucho sentido de humor, hasta el punto de reírnos de nosotros mismos; si le sumamos los sinónimos y frases que usamos tendremos tres resudados:
1. Que no nos entiendas o malinterpretes
2 Que cuando nos entiendas te rías
3 Que nos de risa que nos entienda
Conclusión este sera como un diccionario de los venezolanos
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