Funny Comebacks and Jokes!

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Parts 151
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Around the globe there are jokes floating around the Internet.
In this unlimited joke book you will laugh, cry, scream, fart, and other stuff I shouldn't know or find out.
So go to the bathroom before attempting to read this book.All Rights Reserved

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