Virtues Of The Wicked

Sarah smiles like Sarah doesn't care. She lives in her world, so unaware. . . But her love is worse than nicotine.

When I say shotgun, you say wedding!
"What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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Don't you just hate it when fanfics get the facts wrong?

No, that's not how it works. That isn't his favorite color! That's not his middle name! What kind of idiot are you?!

Well, now you don't have to worry about that! In this fanfic, Panic! at the Disco songs are telling the story!

(Disclaimer: Disappointingly, I don't own Panic! at the Disco, Brendon Urie, or any of the songs in the story. I don't know that I even own the plot. I just mashed some songs together and put them in paragraphs. But hey, I hope you enjoy!)