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The Hottie With Hemorrhoid Cream

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'Mark sit down and type up that paper'

'No I cant' mark whispered gritting his teeth as they repeated the same call and response conversation in the cubicle of his workplace, JYP.

'What, did your new boy toy Jackson finally fuck your ass or something?'

'Actually I'll have you know you dickwad that I have not gotten fucked by him yet and I actually have hemmorrhoids' I spit out, not thinking about the possible consequences before the words passed my lips. Little did I know that the so called 'boy yet to fucketh my ass' heard the entire conversation and saw an opportunity. 

The story of how Jackson Wang gets his way to Mark's heart, through his ass.


-Completed as of 10-26-18-All Rights Reserved

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Hiding You (Markson, 2Jae, Yugbam) by keitorin2609

As a young boy, Mark's parents adopt a child off the streets, Jackson. Over time they realise, Jackson's no ordinary child. "Jackson?" Mark murmured, still half asleep. "Shh, just go back to sleep." "Please don't Jackson." "I won't, not tonight." He crawled into Mark's warm bed, wrapping the small boy in his protective arms. Yugyeom and BamBam have been childhood friends and evil twins for forever. But Yugyeom's love is different from BamBam's brotherly affections, so when he meets a charming young girl who's willing to listen to his problems, that's when BamBam's conflicting feelings push through. Jaebum is a rich boy with charisma and pressure to be perfect. Youngjae is perfectly ordinary student who strives to do well. With secret love and a dangerous relationship, they both seem to be walking on different wavelengths and wonder when they'll truly finally meet each other. Including Jinyoung who's desperate to seek out the secrets each couple holds, they are the band Got7, and they can all agree on music. COMPLETED

little servant [markbam] by bamtochi

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It's you (Jinson/Jackjin) by pumpkinwrites

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Life by _LittleBean_

About four years ago when you were in collage you would study at the park almost all the time, you had a special bench you would sit on under a special tree. On day in December a young male sat down next to you with his own book not saying anything, you glanced at him a few times before finally saying anything. You started with a simple hello and the conversation grew from there, as a year went by you and him became closer and that's when he decided to introduce you to some of his friends. Oh yeah that boys name was Youngjae, out of all the guys you and him were and still are the closest. When he introduced you to his friends it was online at first but as the years went by you all began to hang out all eight of you, the first time you met the others you were nervous but as you all hung out more and more you understood how they are all big goofs.

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Infatuated with you|| TAEKOOK by moonflower699

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