Romance? Probably Not!
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Sometimes, while reading the most heart-pounding, heat-inducing romance, certain scenarios often make me wonder? What if the MC slapped ML instead? What if the ML was actually a closet-coward? What if? These questions led me to writing this. I hope you guys laugh out loud as well!
Note:
This is just a comedic take on the most common romantic tropes. A 'What-If' Analysis of various commonly seen scenarios in most romance novels. I will be taking you through the reactions of our ML and MC, if they had not reacted the way they should have. Please note that I myself have used these tropes and am in no way, insulting or mocking romance writers. This is kind of like laugh-out-loud gags, so do not take this seriously.
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