Unbreakable

- He's a player. He's a womanizer. He's an ass. He's a fuckboy. He's rude. He's stupid. He's cocky. He's a dumbass. He's depressed at times. He has anger issues. He's controlling He has mom problems. He's sexy. He's amazing. He's cute. He's funny. He's sweet. He's sensitive. He's understanding. He has a great smile. He's caring. He's the most important thing in my life. He's my best friend.

Rewritten version of 'Best friends with the player'