Forbiden Love (Imallexx X Bathwater, steamy fanfiction)

Allexx is in love with a certain mug of water, bath water, who's bathwater you ask? well, you'll soon find out.
When things between mug of bathwater and Allexx get steamy, his best freind and roomate; George finds out about the affair, and disproves of it.

Will Allexx get his happy ending? will George approve of it? and most certainly, exactly how tall is memeulous??