The Tale of 1000 Demons

Have you ever thought about death? About what comes after it? Some people believe in heaven and hell, others believe that there is nothing, and lastly, some people believe in being reborn as another person. I am here to tell you the truth. None of that bullshit is true. Where I come from, if you believe in heaven, or anything listed above, you get locked in an asylum. For the slower people reading this, that means Mental Hospital, Looney Bin, etc. Where I come from, there are two choices: Live, but fear them, or die, and become one of them. Now, if you are unsure about what I refer to as them, than you clearly are uneducated. I refer to the Demons as them, only because if you say their name and they are close by, they'll hear. They work in strange ways. By the way, I'm Radley De Luca.