If you go to any elementary student, they can tell you straight up about the the 5 Little piggies. This like little little piggy went to the market, this little piggy went home, this little piggy.... And so on and so on.
With everyone so eagerly about to recount this little ditty from there childhood, and some of you might even humming it right now, why do we just now these vague details? Why don't we now there names? And why the flying duck sauce is this one going 'whee-whee-whee' all the way home?! Luck for you, I have the answers to these questions you probably didn't and do care to know. So.. your welcome