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Author's Bullshit
Author's Bullshit
Purple_Ghost_1782
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Purple_Ghost_1782
Ongoing
Ongoing, First published Sep 07, 2018
THE SEQUEL OF "Random Crap"!
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Table of contents
D&D
Fri, Sep 7, 2018
CONSPIRACIES
Fri, Sep 7, 2018
CONTEST
Sat, Sep 8, 2018
TUMBLR PLZ
Sun, Sep 9, 2018
AAAAA
Mon, Sep 10, 2018
Fanart (not mine)
Sat, Sep 15, 2018
In case you couldn't tell, Im bored
Mon, Sep 17, 2018
D&D Summarized
Tue, Sep 18, 2018
Shit I Found On Tumblr
Wed, Sep 19, 2018
The "Straight-Way"
Wed, Sep 19, 2018
Workshop
Thu, Sep 20, 2018
More on Dante
Fri, Sep 21, 2018
Racism at Ross (oH NO)
Fri, Sep 21, 2018
I Love My Cat
Sat, Sep 22, 2018
*inhales* bOI
Sun, Sep 23, 2018
Readers
Tue, Sep 25, 2018
Cecilos
Thu, Sep 27, 2018
D&D Shenanigans
Sat, Sep 29, 2018
Redraw
Sun, Sep 30, 2018
What the fuck, help
Mon, Oct 1, 2018
*Is Bored*
Tue, Oct 2, 2018
D&D Shenanigans Part 2
Wed, Oct 3, 2018
sTOP
Tue, Oct 2, 2018
More like Dante's Homo Fantasy Land
Tue, Oct 2, 2018
The Evolution of Lams (shitpost)
Thu, Oct 4, 2018
Today is national salt day, motherfuckers (not really)
Thu, Oct 4, 2018
Late AU Art
Sat, Oct 6, 2018
What the fuck, help (part 2)
Sat, Oct 6, 2018
Historical Lams meets Fandom Lams
Sat, Oct 6, 2018
Ewww
Sun, Oct 7, 2018
Encouragement 101
Tue, Oct 9, 2018
Cbbcndnsjs
Thu, Oct 11, 2018
You Guys Have No Idea For How Long I've Wanted to Make This
Fri, Oct 12, 2018
Small Foot Is The Shit
Fri, Oct 12, 2018
Damn
Sat, Oct 13, 2018
Unpopular Opinion Time I Guess
Sat, Oct 13, 2018
Bad Memes
Sun, Oct 14, 2018
Ew
Sun, Oct 14, 2018
Woke
Wed, Oct 17, 2018
*Historical Lams Shipper Distress*
Wed, Oct 17, 2018
My random shit, starring: A Slightly Better Bad Meme
Thu, Oct 18, 2018
BOI
Thu, Oct 18, 2018
It keeps getting gayer
Sat, Oct 20, 2018
God AU Doodle
Sun, Oct 21, 2018
(Not Angry) Rant
Sun, Oct 21, 2018
I need to shut up
Mon, Oct 22, 2018
God AU
Thu, Oct 25, 2018
Lams Fusion
Fri, Oct 26, 2018
Mad Hatter Rewrite
Fri, Oct 26, 2018
Random Thoughts
Fri, Oct 26, 2018
Historical JL Fanart
Sat, Oct 27, 2018
Historical Bis
Sun, Oct 28, 2018
Halloween Shit Fanart
Wed, Oct 31, 2018
Just me complaining about Lin
Sat, Nov 3, 2018
Bearded Collie
Mon, Nov 5, 2018
That Part of Tumblr
Mon, Nov 5, 2018
Why I Don'T Think "Demisexuality" is Sexuality
Thu, Nov 8, 2018
I think I have a problem with Eliza
Fri, Nov 9, 2018
Ew
Sat, Nov 10, 2018
Fkekdndn
Sun, Nov 11, 2018
Alexander Being BF Goals
Sun, Nov 11, 2018
Toes
Mon, Nov 12, 2018
Peggy
Thu, Nov 15, 2018
I Just Attacked Myself
Fri, Nov 16, 2018
Really?
Sun, Nov 18, 2018
Why
Sun, Nov 18, 2018
Offended ™
Mon, Nov 19, 2018
Gay Ships
Mon, Nov 19, 2018
Welcome to The Gremlin Squad
Wed, Nov 21, 2018
Meme
Fri, Nov 30, 2018
I Love Reyna (Rant?)
Sat, Dec 1, 2018
Speechless (Helpless Lams Parody)
Sat, Dec 1, 2018
Distress
Sat, Dec 1, 2018
Yaoi uwu dksks
Mon, Dec 3, 2018
Writing Fanfics
Mon, Dec 3, 2018
Disrespect
Wed, Dec 5, 2018
Love Quote
Sat, Dec 8, 2018
Eliza Bio and Random AU
Sun, Dec 9, 2018
Kflskfnfn
Sun, Dec 9, 2018
Alex's Hair
Fri, Dec 14, 2018
Shitty Meme Vent
Sun, Dec 16, 2018
S t o p
Sun, Dec 16, 2018
Another Fandom VS Historical
Mon, Dec 17, 2018
Random Comic
Tue, Dec 18, 2018
It WaS oThEr TiMeS
Tue, Dec 18, 2018
Underrated
Tue, Dec 18, 2018
Totally Underrated
Tue, Dec 18, 2018
D&D Shenanigans Part 3
Wed, Dec 19, 2018
B a l l s
Thu, Dec 20, 2018
E n d M e
Thu, Dec 20, 2018
Friendship is Magic
Sun, Dec 23, 2018
Deh
Fri, Dec 21, 2018
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT-
Sat, Dec 22, 2018
Cute Comic
Sat, Dec 22, 2018
Random Solidarity Meme
Sat, Dec 22, 2018
Give Me Death
Mon, Dec 24, 2018
Petty Rant
Mon, Dec 24, 2018
Celia
Mon, Dec 24, 2018
Meme (oh and merry Christmas)
Tue, Dec 25, 2018
KGKDFNDMBD
Tue, Dec 25, 2018
Random Useless Post
Wed, Dec 26, 2018
Ckzkd
Tue, Jan 1, 2019
Too much time on Tumblr
Wed, Jan 2, 2019
I really really hate [insert ship here]
Sat, Jan 5, 2019
Fangirling I Guess
Sat, Jan 5, 2019
Hamilton's Girl Flings
Fri, Jan 11, 2019
D&D Schist
Sat, Jan 19, 2019
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY-
Mon, Jan 21, 2019
Worse Ships
Tue, Jan 22, 2019
STYROFOAM BOWS
Fri, Jan 25, 2019
That one casual biphobic comment
Sat, Jan 26, 2019
Block
Tue, Jan 29, 2019
The Knife Game (D&D)
Wed, Jan 30, 2019
This is Why People Hate Us
Thu, Jan 31, 2019
Tumblr's Lesbians
Sun, Feb 10, 2019
OH NO
Wed, Feb 13, 2019
Tumblr's Lesbians Part 2
Thu, Feb 14, 2019
"That's How Men Spoke Back Then"
Fri, Feb 15, 2019
"Aces Can't Be Straight"
Sat, Feb 16, 2019
So uh yeah
Sat, Feb 16, 2019
Congratulations! Its a dick
Sun, Feb 17, 2019
Suuure
Wed, Feb 20, 2019
Uhhh
Fri, Feb 22, 2019
sOBS
Sat, Feb 23, 2019
OCs
Sun, Feb 24, 2019
mY oPiNioN
Mon, Feb 25, 2019
My last D&D session in one (1) meme
Sat, Mar 2, 2019
Wut
Wed, Mar 6, 2019
TOA
Thu, Mar 7, 2019
Fanfic Search
Sun, Mar 10, 2019
Hyacinthus
Sun, Mar 10, 2019
Binch
Mon, Mar 11, 2019
Update
Mon, Mar 11, 2019
E w
Tue, Mar 12, 2019
Old Stories
Thu, Mar 14, 2019
Meme
Thu, Mar 14, 2019
Boi
Thu, Mar 14, 2019
At Last
Sun, Mar 17, 2019
The Soulmate & The Sidekick
Mon, Mar 18, 2019
Snek
Wed, Mar 20, 2019
Update on the Ham Fandom
Thu, Mar 21, 2019
Logic
Sat, Mar 23, 2019
Sometimes It Really Be Like
Mon, Mar 25, 2019
Based on true stories
Sun, Mar 31, 2019
Problem Solving Skills With My D&D Group
Mon, Apr 1, 2019
Ace Rambles
Sun, Apr 14, 2019
Updates
Tue, Apr 23, 2019
The Righteous Asshole Who Speaks For The Dead
Sat, Apr 27, 2019
Avengers Memes
Sat, Apr 27, 2019
Random Meme
Sun, May 19, 2019
Fish Update
Thu, May 23, 2019
Gay Jokes
Mon, May 27, 2019
WE GETTING A BOOK
Mon, May 27, 2019
Hamilton Tumblr
Fri, May 31, 2019
Another Hamino Update
Wed, Jun 5, 2019
Writer Meme Cause Im Frustrated
Fri, Jun 14, 2019
The Shit I Find On AO3
Mon, Jun 17, 2019
Meme
Wed, Jun 26, 2019
RIP Anthony
Sun, Jun 30, 2019
RIP Anthony (Part Two)
Sun, Jun 30, 2019
SU Fans Be Like
Tue, Jul 2, 2019
Stranger Things 3
Sat, Jul 6, 2019
Protesting (From The Couch)
Fri, Jul 19, 2019
Bowls 👏Are 👏For 👏Cereal👏
Thu, Jul 25, 2019
Wack
Wed, Aug 28, 2019
~Animatic~
Sat, Sep 14, 2019
This close to burning my history book
Wed, Sep 18, 2019
Haha wtf is happening on Hamino
Tue, Oct 8, 2019
Crestie
Sun, Dec 8, 2019
IM TRYING ?
Fri, Mar 27, 2020
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