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I Swear I Can Write

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Reads 799
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Parts 24
Time 1h 29m

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A quirky collection of some quirky writing. 

A dumpster for my writing that no one reads--But, um, I do hope you will.
Mundane events decorated with sophisticated words, mitochondria, unpopular opinions, possibly rants, and rejected manuscripts.

Hopefully funny.
I aim to update this every ... now and then. 

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

'What I've been SEEKING this whole time' - Harry Potter, former Gryffindor Seeker.
'Absolutely, er, brilliant' - Harry Kane, the other famous Harry.
'Si' - Christiano Ronaldo, footballer.
'I am a lion' - Zalatan Ibrahimovic, lion.All Rights Reserved

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