I Swear I Can Write
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Last published Wed, May 10, 2023
A quirky collection of some quirky writing.
A dumpster for my writing that no one reads--But, um, I do hope you will.
Mundane events decorated with sophisticated words, mitochondria, unpopular opinions, possibly rants, and rejected manuscripts.
Hopefully funny.
I aim to update this every ... now and then.
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
'What I've been SEEKING this whole time' - Harry Potter, former Gryffindor Seeker.
'Absolutely, er, brilliant' - Harry Kane, the other famous Harry.
'Si' - Christiano Ronaldo, footballer.
'I am a lion' - Zalatan Ibrahimovic, lion.
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Kyland Jai Presley and Sailor Noelle Collins had been enemies since middle school, over an incident between Kyland and Sailor's older brother, Tailor. Sailor was most definitely her brother's baby, so if he didn't like someone, she hated them. Life basically forced them into one another's space, and soon enough, Kyland realizes the real shot he didn't see coming wasn't a rival-it was his baby.
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