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confusion introverted sadness thoughts

My mind runs a muck!!
I'm confused as I should be ..
I'm lost as I would be ...
I'm dazzed as can be...
in this world where u can find more gold than ..

Diamond of a friend ...All Rights Reserved

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Really Funny??
Fri, May 9, 2014

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Fri, May 9, 2014

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[A Love Story With AU Sanes]Who should i Choose?

I was a new student in college but what i didn't know i had feelings for this person? Until i met my imaginary friends that are AU Sanes but then i gets this feeling that i feelings for them but who should i choose find out!!